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I know these people will often stick their dicks in places that dicks aren`t usually supposed to be inserted for said money. The truth of the matter is..don`t do it on my blog you fucks. You want to post a reply (and yes, at this point, there is a measly three replies dotting my questionable blog), go for it, but don`t fucking post your nonsense dating service here. Asshole.<br /><br />Now, for the Sunbeam fact of the day:<br /><br />Women are strange, unreliable creatures which have this undeniable hold over me and any other member of my sex whose preference is one for vagina. Why is that?<br /><br />I don`t understand why I can't just tell the women who are complicating my life to go away. No, I don`t want to be your friend, I want to be nothing, now leave my room and stop teasing me with your wiles!<br /><br />Another thing that has me down about this is that some women get off on simply knowing you enjoy their company. For shit's sake, do I goad your fucking ego everyday? Go masterbate. I have nothing nice to say about females like this, as the teasing is persistent until you grab some brass and tell them to fuck off and get lives.<br /><br />Oh, and don`t bring your boyfriend next time you want some good advice as to how to dump him.<br /><br />Anything else? Not right now.<br /><br />Keep the beams abright.<br /><br />blake.<div style="clear:both; padding-bottom:0.25em"></div> </p> </div> <p class="post-footer"> <em>posted by Blake @ <a href="http://jesussunbeam.blogspot.com/2005/09/finally-update.html" title="permanent link">5:03 PM</a></em> <span class="item-control blog-admin pid-1047865895"><a style="border:none;" href="https://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=15395194&postID=112778067579788817&from=pencil" title="Edit Post"><img class="icon-action" alt="" src="https://resources.blogblog.com/img/icon18_edit_allbkg.gif" height="18" width="18"></a></span> </p> </div>   <div id="comments"> <a name="comments"></a> <h3>0 Comments:</h3> <dl> </dl> <p> <a class="comment-link" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/15395194/112778067579788817">Post a Comment</a> </p> <p> <a href="http://jesussunbeam.blogspot.com/"><< Home</a> </p> </div>   </div> <div id="sidebar">  <div id="profile-container"><h2 class="sidebar-title">About Me</h2> <dl class="profile-datablock"><dt class="profile-img"><a href="https://www.blogger.com/profile/00565135570874709484"><img src="//willzhead.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jesus_football.jpg" width="70" height="80" alt="My Photo"></a></dt> <dd class="profile-data"><strong>Name:</strong> <a rel="author" href="https://www.blogger.com/profile/00565135570874709484"> Blake </a></dd> </dl> <p class="profile-textblock">I have a clear monopoly on all things awesome. 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