Two things:
Nine Inch Nails have made brilliance on "With_Teeth". This album is fucking incredible. I don`t understand why more people don`t just go out and buy this music so as to realize that Trent Reznor is absolutely right about..well...everything that comes out of his mouth.
Examples:
Comment: "Marilyn Manson is a fucktard with no fucking voice" (He probably said this)
Response: "Wow Trent, Could you be any more right? Seriously.."
Comment: "Music rocks my balls off" (Again, this is really fucking probable)
Response: "Jesus man...here..take my money..no, seriously, just take the money."
I mean, in all honesty, what more could he do to top himself? First he makes Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, and Marilyn Manson look like pussies in the Nineties, and now this. Why Trent, why must you rock so very much balls? Then, this. This record couldn`t get better if it tried, and Trent probably did try. (If you bought the Only single, you found out just how hard he tried, with a shitty remix of "Hand that Feeds", so really, I guess he didn`t feel he really had to)
He just does a good job in saying that none of this bullshit matters anymore.
It`s like a guided tour through vanity. Love it.
Next on this list is how dipshitted women are. Yeah, I`m really fuckin bitter.
Don`t trust women, that`s all I`ll fucking say. All they want are orgasms and souls to eat. Please bear in mind.
Yet, maybe there is some redeeming factor about women that I`m overlooking. Maybe I`ll figure that out later.
Oh, and to anyone who might read this and think it's a derogatory depiction of women: Fuck you. You`re a dick/cunt.
And to any women who feel that they want more than orgasms and free dinners, don`t call me, because if it took the internet to find me..you could be anyone..fucking pervert.
Oh, and Listen to Pink Floyd's Welcome to the Machine.
Keep the beams abright, and don`t forget to piss on the seat before your woman uses it.
Peace.
The Sunbeam


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