Well...
How to go about the last little while?
Who cares? Let`s talk music.
So sufficed to say, there`s a good chance that no one reading this has ever heard of a young man named Luke Vibert, and his miscellaneous monicres that he records under (Wagon Christ?)
Well, I`m listening lately to the wonders and passions of Wagon Christ, and this man's ability to string together a retarded amount of cool sounds into a beat-like progression whoops the shit out of a lot of other techno artists. Especially DJ Tiesto..ha.
So, my advice to you is go out and check this guy out.
Now for a rant:
Well, up here in Canada, we have about 300 stations devoted to every single seperation you could ever imagine some dumbshit railing on about. From "Hip-Hop", to what they're classifying as reggae (which is a desperate attempt to destroy the term, I think.) and I'm sitting here, supposedly sick, watching some fucking stupid channel that flashes titties and dipshits who buy the scantily clad whores. Seriously, where do these women come from? Why are they so eager to sell their bodies?
I can`t in all my incredible mind power imagine how these women rationalize this devious and suggestive behaviour, until I see them rolling around, grasping tightly to the "Benjamins" that they are supposedly associated with when they fuck these rap stars with small cocks. (How much money can these guys really be making? The dipshits that listen to their music only download one reasonably catchy song off of their otherwise craptastic album anyways.) It only solidifies my belief that the music industry has become a cock thirsty, money grabbing soiree that endorses only the mediocre, and leaves the truly talented to play cover tunes in some shitty club in downtown New York.
Now, some might say that the music industry has always been like that. To them I reply: How the fuck was that? How in the bloody fucking hell do you think Ozzy would have ever become a large imposing, drugged up, sellout he was today if they were going on looks and talent? (He wasn`t always a comedy act, either. Don`t come to me with that bullshit.)
The fact is, whereas once you may have been able to discern one artist from the next, the industry has become so cluttered with uber shitty artists with a six month life span, I`m beginning to wonder if perhaps the gas stations of America are being flooded with a new bout of resumes every year or so from talentless fucktards who don't know a quarter note from that X they signed their two week contract with.
Anyways, so yeah, don`t watch rap videos, they`ll turn you into a dumbfuck with no imagination and a possible speech impediment (especially if you watch that completely unintelligible twat 50 cent.)
Rap can lick my balls.
Listen to Deltron though, that`s important.
- Sunbeam


3 Comments:
Shazam biatch!
You should come check out my blog. I made it just so that I could post here. We can have, like, blog-warz and shit, and I can get all haxxor on your blog and post gay-porn on it. it'll be sweet.
Oh yeah...I'm comin in by bus on Friday. Should be Uber fun. I'll be in at aound 6:45-7. I think.
I can't remember when you said to call...........post a reply on my blog. it'll be so fun.
Liam, is that you?
Commander spanky... Interresting
By the way good job on that post blake, you seemed to smack the nail dead on as to what the music industry is coming to today. As you said, if you want something to refresh your senses or completely freak you out, Wagon Christ is the way to go.
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