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And they said: And they will play instruments!.<br /><br />So what? They don`t play them well..Nickelback is simply another lame ass band to make some catchy songs and write stupid, in your face, shallow lyrics. They are, and will forever remain, shitty. So don`t listen to them.<br /><br />Now, you might say that some of the bands listed here (Nine Inch Nails, The Smashing Pumpkins, etc.) did the same thing in the Nineties.<br />Congratulations, you`re smarter than me. But, these bands took their balls out of their purses, and fucking threw them against the wall (see: balls on the wall Rock and Roll for further info.) and therefore, didn't prance around like a bunch of sissies with no problems selling souls and sucking cocks.<br /><br />Think about it, Reznor made music because he was pissed right the fuck off. Billy Corgan: Same thing. Nickelback bitches and whines about NOTHING. For some reason, they seem to believe that they`ve made a connection with today's volatile youth..no..you`re just dicks.<br /><br />Unfortunately, twelve year old girls and guys who wear panties seem to like your music, and therefore you're rich. Welcome to your six months, guys. Hope you don`t have any regrets, like..oh..selling years of your life being impoverished until the day you gave the right blowjob to the right A and R guy and you got yourselves a deal. Man, you sure are going to feel foolish when your hopelessly devoted fans grow up in a couple years, discover real music and stop coming to your weiner shows and buying your crappy, post processed drivel that you call an album. Well, hope it was worth your pride, dignity, and ability to discern yourself from a tranny hooker (especially you, Chad).<br /><br />So don`t listen to Nickelback, people.<br /><br />keep the beams abright.<br /><br />sunbeam<div style="clear:both; padding-bottom:0.25em"></div> </p> </div> <p class="post-footer"> <em>posted by Blake @ <a href="http://jesussunbeam.blogspot.com/2005/11/alright.html" title="permanent link">2:05 AM</a></em> <span class="item-control blog-admin pid-1047865895"><a style="border:none;" href="https://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=15395194&postID=113127229089835573&from=pencil" title="Edit Post"><img class="icon-action" alt="" src="https://resources.blogblog.com/img/icon18_edit_allbkg.gif" height="18" width="18"></a></span> </p> </div>   <div id="comments"> <a name="comments"></a> <h3>10 Comments:</h3> <dl> <dt id="c113138973540075915"><a name="c113138973540075915"></a> At <a href="#c113138973540075915" title="comment permalink">10:55 AM</a>, <span style="line-height:16px" class="comment-icon blogger-comment-icon"><img src="https://resources.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" alt="Blogger" style="display:inline;" /></span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/profile/07746216231497930839" rel="nofollow">Maranatha</a> said... </dt> <dd> <p>Hey bitch! I love Nickelback! This one time Chad Kroogeur came to my house and like hung out and shit. Then we like played gamecube and drank Bacardi Limon and shit! Then we went out and hit the clubs! It was way awsome! People kept throwing food at us! I told Chad I loved him and then we got into his limo. I can't really remember, but I think we got into a wrestling match or something...I just remember that I was kinda sore when I woke up in that motel room......</p> <span class="item-control blog-admin pid-451264463"><a style="border:none;" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment/delete/15395194/113138973540075915" title="Delete Comment" ><span class="delete-comment-icon"> </span></a></span> </dd> <dt id="c113146466282398222"><a name="c113146466282398222"></a> At <a href="#c113146466282398222" title="comment permalink">7:44 AM</a>, <span style="line-height:16px" class="comment-icon blogger-comment-icon"><img src="https://resources.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" alt="Blogger" style="display:inline;" /></span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/profile/07746216231497930839" rel="nofollow">Maranatha</a> said... </dt> <dd> <p>So yeah. I learned how to update my links yesterday. You should come to my site and check them out. Then you should learn how to do it yourself and link me. Or I'll come to your house and fuck you up, down, and sideways (with sideways being my personal favourite). Then I'll wipe my bloody dick on your teddy-bear.</p> <span class="item-control blog-admin pid-451264463"><a style="border:none;" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment/delete/15395194/113146466282398222" title="Delete Comment" ><span class="delete-comment-icon"> </span></a></span> </dd> <dt id="c113151239537364870"><a name="c113151239537364870"></a> At <a href="#c113151239537364870" title="comment permalink">8:59 PM</a>, <span style="line-height:16px" class="comment-icon blogger-comment-icon"><img src="https://resources.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" alt="Blogger" style="display:inline;" /></span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/profile/07746216231497930839" rel="nofollow">Maranatha</a> said... </dt> <dd> <p>yeah, so...Apparently there's someone else on here who was gay enough to put "I like jazz" as his profile. You should check him out. He seems pretty gay, you guys might get along.</p> <span class="item-control blog-admin pid-451264463"><a style="border:none;" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment/delete/15395194/113151239537364870" title="Delete Comment" ><span class="delete-comment-icon"> </span></a></span> </dd> <dt id="c113151246683838840"><a name="c113151246683838840"></a> At <a href="#c113151246683838840" title="comment permalink">9:01 PM</a>, <span style="line-height:16px" class="comment-icon blogger-comment-icon"><img src="https://resources.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" alt="Blogger" style="display:inline;" /></span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/profile/07746216231497930839" rel="nofollow">Maranatha</a> said... </dt> <dd> <p>Oh yeah. 2 more things.<BR/>1: fuckinpostmoreoftenyoupieceofshit<BR/>2: When I leave a comment, reply to it in here. That gives me a reason to come back and check your shit out, even if you haven'e posted anything new.</p> <span class="item-control blog-admin pid-451264463"><a style="border:none;" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment/delete/15395194/113151246683838840" title="Delete Comment" ><span class="delete-comment-icon"> </span></a></span> </dd> <dt id="c113155038118774149"><a name="c113155038118774149"></a> At <a href="#c113155038118774149" title="comment permalink">7:33 AM</a>, <span style="line-height:16px" class="comment-icon blogger-comment-icon"><img src="https://resources.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" alt="Blogger" style="display:inline;" /></span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/profile/07746216231497930839" rel="nofollow">Maranatha</a> said... </dt> <dd> <p>AAAAAAAND come to my show. It's on the 27th (a Sunday) and you'll get to see me drop some mad knowlege with my stunning shaker/triangle combo! I might even rip out some cowbell if ya'll are behaved.</p> <span class="item-control blog-admin pid-451264463"><a style="border:none;" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment/delete/15395194/113155038118774149" title="Delete Comment" ><span class="delete-comment-icon"> </span></a></span> </dd> <dt id="c113156415531378927"><a name="c113156415531378927"></a> At <a href="#c113156415531378927" title="comment permalink">11:22 AM</a>, <span style="line-height:16px" class="comment-icon blogger-comment-icon"><img src="https://resources.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" alt="Blogger" style="display:inline;" /></span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/profile/07746216231497930839" rel="nofollow">Maranatha</a> said... </dt> <dd> <p>Thought you'd find this interesting.<BR/>http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/276616<BR/>aksufgkfbaksdjflbcvkjbzncv,asmcflkasbcljbascljbasldkjbaslkbcf;laas mkckalscbbkaslkcb as.k basklfcb .askm v.asdkm v</p> <span class="item-control blog-admin pid-451264463"><a style="border:none;" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment/delete/15395194/113156415531378927" title="Delete Comment" ><span class="delete-comment-icon"> </span></a></span> </dd> <dt id="c113165036068842063"><a name="c113165036068842063"></a> At <a href="#c113165036068842063" title="comment permalink">11:19 AM</a>, <span style="line-height:16px" class="comment-icon blogger-comment-icon"><img src="https://resources.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" alt="Blogger" style="display:inline;" /></span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/profile/11220619186587522891" rel="nofollow">SAGAMAN</a> said... </dt> <dd> <p>heheh Blake doesn't like you >.></p> <span class="item-control blog-admin pid-553197633"><a style="border:none;" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment/delete/15395194/113165036068842063" title="Delete Comment" ><span class="delete-comment-icon"> </span></a></span> </dd> <dt id="c113166481887757672"><a name="c113166481887757672"></a> At <a href="#c113166481887757672" title="comment permalink">3:20 PM</a>, <span style="line-height:16px" class="comment-icon blogger-comment-icon"><img src="https://resources.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" alt="Blogger" style="display:inline;" /></span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/profile/00565135570874709484" rel="nofollow">Blake</a> said... </dt> <dd> <p>Hey, think you could drop enough comments into my blog? <BR/><BR/>I update often enough for my school schedule to handle. PLUS there really aren't enough crappy artists out there that are worth my time to bitch and whine about. <BR/><BR/>BUT. I think I`ll update momentarily. <BR/><BR/>I`ll do my best to come to your show. Who knows? <BR/><BR/>I mean, shit, I am after all jesus Christ. <BR/><BR/>- keep the beams abright, asshole..<BR/><BR/>Blake.</p> <span class="item-control blog-admin pid-1047865895"><a style="border:none;" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment/delete/15395194/113166481887757672" title="Delete Comment" ><span class="delete-comment-icon"> </span></a></span> </dd> <dt id="c113169222010909098"><a name="c113169222010909098"></a> At <a href="#c113169222010909098" title="comment permalink">10:57 PM</a>, <span style="line-height:16px" class="comment-icon blogger-comment-icon"><img src="https://resources.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" alt="Blogger" style="display:inline;" /></span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/profile/11220619186587522891" rel="nofollow">SAGAMAN</a> said... </dt> <dd> <p>Now he's mad...<BR/><BR/>Come to Williams biotch! I never see you anymore...</p> <span class="item-control blog-admin pid-553197633"><a style="border:none;" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment/delete/15395194/113169222010909098" title="Delete Comment" ><span class="delete-comment-icon"> </span></a></span> </dd> <dt id="c113172406612822148"><a name="c113172406612822148"></a> At <a href="#c113172406612822148" title="comment permalink">7:47 AM</a>, <span style="line-height:16px" class="comment-icon blogger-comment-icon"><img src="https://resources.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" alt="Blogger" style="display:inline;" /></span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/profile/07746216231497930839" rel="nofollow">Maranatha</a> said... </dt> <dd> <p>Here's an idea you ragged piece of shit. Instead of changing your template nd making it look like you updated, why not actually do it? Fuck your school schedule. That's bullshit. And if you don't want me to drop 7 comments in a row...here's a newsflash, respond to come of them! Even if you can't make a new post you can reply to the comments of your hard-core fans. bitch.<BR/>Mama tells me I shouldn't bother<BR/>that I ought to stick to another man<BR/>a man that surely deserves me<BR/>but I think you do</p> <span class="item-control blog-admin pid-451264463"><a style="border:none;" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment/delete/15395194/113172406612822148" title="Delete Comment" ><span class="delete-comment-icon"> </span></a></span> </dd> </dl> <p> <a class="comment-link" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/15395194/113127229089835573">Post a Comment</a> </p> <p> <a href="http://jesussunbeam.blogspot.com/"><< Home</a> </p> </div>   </div> <div id="sidebar">  <div id="profile-container"><h2 class="sidebar-title">About Me</h2> <dl class="profile-datablock"><dt class="profile-img"><a href="https://www.blogger.com/profile/00565135570874709484"><img src="//willzhead.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jesus_football.jpg" width="70" height="80" alt="My Photo"></a></dt> <dd class="profile-data"><strong>Name:</strong> <a rel="author" href="https://www.blogger.com/profile/00565135570874709484"> Blake </a></dd> </dl> <p class="profile-textblock">I have a clear monopoly on all things awesome. 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